Love dogs, except...

...for the one that keeps leaving presents in my front yard. First thing in the morning. Exactly where I need to step to get into my car to go to work. And by the size of said gifts, I am estimating it is a Saint Bernard or small bear. I don't have a problem with dogs--grew up with them, love them, blah blah blah, but I've never liked cleaning up after them even when they were mine, let alone some random neighbor's. That is my post/rant for the moment...